Sunday, March 28, 2010

The French call them "fraises."

Mr. Kellogg,
Just curious, what are you doing with your red berry supply anyway?  They certainly are not in the Red Berry Cereal anymore! I pour myself a bowl, and  all I see are red flecks in my milk. Walk to the frozen section of the grocery store for Red Berry waffles and I am met with an apology note from you (btw, thank you for realizing I am a valued customer). You definitely are not wasting the "red berry" on your strawberry krispy treats...what gives?Why are the berry farmers holding out on you? There seems to be berries o'plenty in the fresh and frozen produce section...can you not afford the "red berry?" Surely at $3.49/box for cereal you could buy a quart or two. Like Kevin Bacon, were you the victim of Mr. Madoff's Ponzi scheme? Maybe it's not about money at all? Maybe, you have never made the connection between the "red berry" and the "strawberry," regardless, I hope this ends soon!

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